The Army of the Lord...

The Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"

My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."

Pastor questioned, "How come I don't "see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
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He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

Hahahaha..... are you also in the secret service??? I am praying that you are not that chicken... :)

This one is funny

Hi all,

Sorry for so long did not post anything. Currently busy with lots of stuff. These are some texts for entertaiment got from the Friendster email :)

Enjoy and have a nice day!

1.At the age of 18, a woman is like a football, 22 men go after her,
at the age of 28, a woman is like a hockey ball, 8men go after her
at the age of 38, a woman is like a golf ball, 1 man is hititng her,
at the age of 48, a woman is like a pingpong ball, 2 men push her 2 each other

2.In Kuwait, the woman walks behind the man
Now, man walks behind thw woman..do u want to know why?
LANDMINES

3.Marriage Frustration1st year- man speaks, woman listens
2nd year- woman speaks, man listens
3rd year- both speaks, neighbour listen

4.Husband: Why do u bring my photo everywhere?
Wife : well, when i see your picture, i say to myself.." what other problem can there be which is greater than this one?"