British English VS Malaysian English

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: *&$%*^&@

Conclusion...

The winner group... Dolphin!!! Not enough sleep also can win... Dolphin power!

Second place... the Horse's group... Still a happy family

Third place... the "Ah Hum" (Lion) group... still want to buaya around

At last we caught the Bear's group.... so cute... hahaha

And also the eagle finally hunt down by us else cannot get their photo... But the sheep missing this time... we suspect the eagle roasted them.. case still in investigation... Anyone have any information... please contact: Bro. Isaac at phone number: 010540000 Toll Free 24 hours


Happy family photo and see you again everyday... start swimming back to Nigeria and China for respective candidates... Any further request, kindly look for Promise Me... Thanks

Sea challenge... Gatal time...

Everyone looking for jelly fish... thats why gatal mah... you think what gatal... hai... tak boleh pakai

Getting ready to swim to the island behind... Final briefing from Kiong Wei before don't know can see them again or not... Kiong Wei speech, "Remember... bla bla bla... Promise me.. Promise me...."

Our winner for the swimming competition.... Ah Kong from FK!! See, the rest still struggling behind and Ah Kong already reached for so long until the clothes he's wearing already dried. Ah Kong "geng" ah .... I don't know what crab I am crabbing now hahaha..

Actually overall champion is ... Oliver... swimming all the way from Nigeria to Lundu!! You see.. they so happy celebrating... Kelvin so amazed and asked, "Really can swim that far???. That's why can study Phd... permanent head damage" Ah Bin and Wai Hong just reached from China.. Geng ah

To be continued again...

The Fear Factor... Fear or Not ah??

The Dolphin group... Maybe not enough sleep... everyone look like half-dead...

The Sheep group... Posing like doing sales.. Who want to buy lamb chop... The best in Sepueh and some said Lundu... Alex (Siput) hometown

The horse group... posing like a happy family photo... hahaha...

The Lion group... "Ah Hum".... the three squadding look like want to "buaya" around hahaha..

The eagle group... still flying on high on the sky that time so can't get their photo... later when they landed then only we get their photo... ok... challenging eagle

The bear group... searching for honey that time... later they finished searching then we took their photo.. thanks for your patient as animals can't stay quiet for a moment... Cute Bear

The "Ah Hum" group playing with caterpillar... Johnson, Johnson... eat it, eat it...

Johnson end up didn't eat it but "gatal" around with it... Memang miang...

To be continued...

At the camp.... The excitement came

This is Kem Sepueh... Mosquitoes breeding ground ... The mosquitoes used Kamikaze strategy to attack people
Marianne looking for her super hero... Spider man... "Spider man.. Spider man... where are you?? I am Miss Lonely here!"

Morning devotion time... Everyone shared and learned... Good Good... university culture

Aerobic... Boleh kah?? Sure can loh... from the Medical Doctors woh...

The Fear Factor began....

Our Annual Camp at Kem Sepueh again ^_^

Started with finding the group member around...

Getting serious and designing the team's flag...
Posing for some photos first....
Discussion the do or die planning.... Johnson said, "We must Win... else We jump to the sea for Titanic"Bus came... bus came... even came late 1 hour, everyone still excited ... i guess hahaha

The journey to the camp started.... To Be Continued

BEAUTIFUL STORY OF DREAMS - - From June

Once there were 3 trees on a hill in the woods.

They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the 1st tree said, "Someday, I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems and be decorated with intricate carvings. Everyone would see my beauty."

The 2nd tree said, "Someday, I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of other world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull."

Finally, the 3rd tree said, "I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time, and people will always remember me."

After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. One came to the 1st tree and said, "This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter," and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest.

At the 2nd tree, one of the other woodsman said, "This looks like a strong tree. I should be able to sell it to the ship yard." The 2nd tree was happy, because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship.

When the woodsmen came upon the 3rd tree, the tree was frightened, because it knew that, if it cuts own, its dream would not come true. One of the woodsmen said, "I don't need anything special from my tree, so I'll take this one," and he cut it down.

When the 1st tree arrived at the carpenter's, he was made into a feed box for animals, placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for.

The 2nd tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end. The 3rd tree was cut into large pieces and left alone in the dark.

The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams. Then one filtered day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth, and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time.

Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose, and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and he
stood and said "Peace," and the storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat.

Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets, and the crowd mocked the man who was carrying it. The man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill.

When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it.

The moral of this story is that, when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, He will give you great gifts. Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined.

We don't always know what God's plans are for us. We just know that His ways are not our ways, but His ways are always the best.

Sometimes the heart sees what the eyes can't..

From,
June

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Jess...

This is how we love her..... :)

Forever in our FIT group heart... Jesslyn

Start with the cutest photo...... Guess who she is .......... hahahaha

Forever in our heart.....

FIT farewell for Jesslyn.... Congratulation for your Graduation

Special posting for Jesslyn..... the FIT group will miss you a lot and continue to pray for you :)

Jesslyn is a blessing for the FIT group and we will continue to pray and support you wherever you go..... "You never walk ALONE" :)

When miss us, come back and fellowship with us :) The FIT group will continue to grow as your faithful seed had been planted here.... We will be stronger and better....

STRIKING TO BE THE BEST is our FIT motto!!!! I believe God will do miracles in our FIT group and God's wisdom will be with all the members :)

Thanks for your support and hardwork throughout the years serving at Hope Kota Samarahan... Even my wife will miss you :)

From Gary & Lilian, Christine, Natalie, Winnie, Jasmine, John, Oliver, David, June, Elise, Leena, Boon Hui and the rest of the known friends from FIT, Unimas.

Forever in our heart.... All the best in your future!

FEB Ranchang Pool Outing!!!! ....

Must start with all the handsomes and beauties.... (You all judge them yourself OK... Bible written that only God can judge not human.... hahaha... so handsome or not, beauty or not.... keep it in your heart :) )

Here come all the HANDSOMES from FEB!!!!! Aiks... got satu ekor from FK...hahahaha

Then they tracked to the waterfall.... the photos look like in the oldies... maybe all of them really old....

Family photo before play water .... all look very innocent.... Find out later ... INNOCENT???

Below photos are the most TERRIFYING and show the real character of the FEB students .... I love their posing.... All the sisters should be wondering who they are and want to get to know them...hahahahaThe SLIM SHAME SHADY.....

Another VERY VERY GOOD one from them..... I really love this one............. "Ho Yau Ying AH!!!!" .......... hahahaha

This one also shown that the SISTER at FEB really GANAS... you see.. the long pant also koyak!!! GANASNYA... Natalie is pointing at the spot.... HAHAHAHA...

The last one must be the best one lo..... Our PITY girl from FEB.... I just wondering why she post with the tree like that???? Look like Aunty at the 80's you know... leaning a tree ???? I don't understand... I really don't understand.... tree??? Aunty??? Like Hui Ling always said, "Oh My God" hahahaha

So, after seeing this post.... MUST JOIN OUR ANNUAL CAMP TO CRAZY TOGETHER OH!!!!!

BREAKTHROUGH GENERATION CAMP!!!! AT SEMATAN BEACH :)

Pre-Intake Dinner with the JUNIORS!!!!

The team "garu kepala" on how to arrange the transportation for so many friends and members want to join for the dinner ....... what a good headache !!! :)

The two loyal brothers keep washing and preparing the foods and plates before and after the dinner..... WHERE ARE THE SISTERS???? Hem....

Praising God lead by our First timer, Brother Alex !! :)

Games time.... The most "gila" and uncontrolable time.... Even Brother Johnson said if he is incharge of games again, he will eat Panadol first :)

This is one of the games we played that nite.... found it funny.... University students??? HAHAHAHA..... Don't kill me.... just commending :)

Do not press....

Do NOT PRESS



Now you know why people do not like to follow rules....

Preparing for Annual Camp!!!!

All the "leng chai" and "leng lui" took photo at Gunung Gading before start to survey a good campsite.... so many MOSQUITOES!!!

Want to post for a good shot... end up look like cicak gobeng...

Alex and Hang Nee not only survey the place, they want to be the model for Gunung Gading.... one mascot of Gorila and another one mascot of Cimpenzi...

After some discussion and thinking.... we decide to move our annual camp to Siar Beach... Gunung Gading too small for all of us... and also for Oliver not to scare of wild BEAST :)

The FIRST CLASS Logde at Siar Beach... Too expensive.... still praying whether we will have our annual camp here or not..... Pray hard.... :)

This is how it look like from outside.....

Beautiful sea behing the lodge :)


This is our second choice.... THE RED HOUSE.... just next to the FIRST CLASS LODGE...

The last one.... the most BUDGET one..... the modern long house!!! Next to the RED HOUSE.... Most probaly we will use this place for our ANNUAL CAMP :)

The seaside just in front of the long house :) Continue to pray for a good camp site for our Annual Camp...

Last destination before we went back.... we visited Alex's grandma and we prayed for her :)

She speaks Bahasa Malaysia and Iban so well!!!! Gosh......