Christmas is a Time to Reflect and Rejoice on the Gift of God

CHRISTMAS IS A TIME TO REFLECT AND REJOICE ON THE GIFT OF GOD.

The best gifts to give:

To your friend - loyalty;

To your enemy - forgiveness;

To your boss - service;

To a child - a good example;

To your parents - gratitude and devotion;

To your mate - love and faithfulness;

To all men and women - love;

To God - your life.

Have a nice Day ;)

This one is funny

Hi all,

Sorry for so long did not post anything. Currently busy with lots of stuff. These are some texts for entertaiment got from the Friendster email :)

Enjoy and have a nice day!

1.At the age of 18, a woman is like a football, 22 men go after her,
at the age of 28, a woman is like a hockey ball, 8men go after her
at the age of 38, a woman is like a golf ball, 1 man is hititng her,
at the age of 48, a woman is like a pingpong ball, 2 men push her 2 each other

2.In Kuwait, the woman walks behind the man
Now, man walks behind thw woman..do u want to know why?
LANDMINES

3.Marriage Frustration1st year- man speaks, woman listens
2nd year- woman speaks, man listens
3rd year- both speaks, neighbour listen

4.Husband: Why do u bring my photo everywhere?
Wife : well, when i see your picture, i say to myself.." what other problem can there be which is greater than this one?"